Nick hates unions, dentists, and Christmas.
Rudy likes CrossFit, bongs, and, well … Rudy doesn't really like anything else. He's what some would call jaded. Occasionally Rudy likes his BFF, Nick. When Nick isn't being a dumbsh*t. Which is, like, all the time.
Nick and Rudy affectionately refer to their stash of Kentucky bourbon as "Cousin Jimmy." They are in the process of analyzing the pros and cons of relocating to a state that has legalized recreational marijuana when the zombie apocalypse strikes the North Pole.
Will bourbon, pot, and dirty movies be enough to save this beloved pair from an undead elfin horde?
Buy this book now to sate your curiosity!
Side note: This humorous short story is for readers who loathe sarcasm and suspect Elf on the Shelf might be the Second Coming. Those who are easily offended will enjoy every page of the book and will likely stalk the author on Facebook and beg for a trilogy.