Nobody Knows Consciousness!: Demystifying Life's Greatest Mystery

“Nobody! is the Rube Goldberg of popular science!” Nobody at The New Yorker
“A pie in the face of consciousness!” Nobody at Soupy Sales
“Soupy Sales meets Mr. Wizard!” Nobody at Harry Potter’s Pea Soup (“Make sure you eat it before it eats you!”)
“Funny serious, not seriously funny!” Nobody at Serious Fun Anonymous
“Nobody! is completely organic. He makes lemons out of lemonade!” Nobody at the Organic Citrus Growers of America
“Twinkies for madeleines! Nobody! is the Proust of popular science!” Nobody at 21st Century Twinkies
“Pasties for peasants! Nobody! is the Shakespeare of popular science!” Nobody at Pasty Central
“We’re absolutely certain that popular science doesn’t need a Salvador Dali!” Nobody at the Broadway opening of Hello, Dali!
“Popular science as literature? We think Nobody! is a quack! Let’s send him a Duck Commander.” Nobody at Duck Commander
“A hybrid mix of Jonathan Swift and evolutionary science? We always suspected that Nobody! was a science Yahoo!” Nobody at Yahoo! Science
“We thought that Nobody! was going to explain consciousness--not whack it!” Nobody at Folsom Prison
“Makes you embarrassed to even have a consciousness!” Nobody at Consciousness Anonymous
“Perhaps, we should make consciousness illegal.” Nobody in Washington D.C.