Not a Novel

Welcome to the whacky brain of Jordan O'Halloran - where aliens give out magic chocolates, shapeshifters exist, and Woodstock never really ended.

Not a Novel is a collection of short stories that don't follow the rules - because life doesn't either. It's funny, surreal, and unexpectedly heartfelt, blending science fiction, humor, and a deep love for the messy miracle of being alive.

These stories aren't about perfection or plot twists - they're about connection, curiosity, and the joy of imagining something wild.