Pink Olive

"The thing about messing with time is that it can lead to the butter effect. Drop a chunk of yellow grease on the ground, step on it, slip, and you can accidentally start a war, ya know."

Superhero Olivia Lawrence is a time-bending short-stack with a bad accent and worse manners. Alex Voss is an unkillable supervillain with a death wish. Together, they're destined to save the world from a time apocalypse. But despite all their best efforts, it won't play out like that. We fail. Scratch that. I failed.