Player's Guide to Getting All the Ass You Want

Being a player isn’t always easy; especially if you haven’t had a Mentor to guide you through the game. Let me Mentor you.

Now, I’m about seven decades old with lots of experience in playing the game and scoring goal after goal after goal all these years. Even in my 60’s I was tapping women up to five times nightly and more during the day.

The Player’s Guide to Getting All The Ass You Want is a complete guide to getting laid through club and bar scence. It’ll teach you how to treat her when you meet her, and how to take her home, seduce her, score your first of many goals, and win in the game.

Scoring a goal improves your game. Remember, we live in a culture where communication is king, Kissing is the beginning of foreplay, and racking up goals is proof of your manhood. And, if she chooses to see you again after the first night together, you get to rack up more points until you win the game.

250 pages. Illustrated with important facts, do’s and don’ts and how to keep score in this game that will lead you into her tunnel of love, in her pleasure palace, in the land of the free and the home of the brave new highly sexual beings we’ve become.