Santa

I have to admit, I've always had a thing for Santas. Not just any Santas. Definitely not skinny Santas. Or even average sized guys in Santa suits. But big, good looking guys in Santa suits. And the Santa at the end of the bar, was beautiful. He was a big guy, and his outfit, hair, and beard, all looked perfect. He had a big chubby face, and a beautiful, button nose. Damn, that was one of the best looking Santas I'd ever seen.