Scenes From A Morning Drive

Edward Hotspur talks to himself every morning. But really, he's talking to you through his digital voice recorder about humor, sarcasm, philosophy, love and life. This collection of 51 essays somehow combines topics as divergent as technology, trees, deadlines, fairy tales, evolution, fantasy football, windshield wipers, shopping centers, wine and sunsets so that they work together - often within the same essay.

Edward Hotspur is a world-famous author and witticist. The world just doesn’t know it yet. He loves cynicism, wittiness, one-liners, awful puns, music, cooking and left-handed salads. He adores referring to himself in the third person. He had no help whatsoever writing this description.

There will seem to be no rhyme or reason to his topics, but there is an underlying message/theme running through all of them: He is awesome. Or possibly insane, though the two are not mutually exclusive. He makes you laugh, he makes you wonder, but most of all, he makes you think.