Screaming O: Funny Guide For The Best Lover On How To Find A Clitoris And What To Do With It To Make Her Wild And To Keep Her Coming Back For More

This hilarious guide is written in honor of all the clitorises around the world who are yet to be discovered by often muddling, meandering, and misinformed men. It happens to be written by a clitoris in person:

Hi, just call me O. The Fabulous O! I’m everywhere in the world, I cum in many sizes, and no, I am not an Orthodontist. I’m a clitoris! Or clit, as most prefer to refer to me as. I’m the most playful part of a woman and yet, sadly, it's a fact that most guys still couldn't find me today with a torch, spotlight, or a laser-beam, never mind undercover in the dark. Siiiiiggghhh.

It gets so lonely down here on my own and I wonder if anyone will EVER find me. The whole reason for my existence is to give women joy and pleasure in the bedroom (or just about anywhere else you or I can think of), but if you guys can't find me... Well, what's a girl to do?

That's why I decided to write and explain my "roadmap of hidden treasure memoirs"!

Having carefully followed my roadmap through the curves, contours, and delicate folds of my terrain, you will reach the peak of my pleasure pod that - when gently, lovingly (well, to start with at least), and correctly attended to - can enlighten the modern man to a side of your woman that you haven't seen before. Believe me, boys, this journey is well worth taking!

So buckle up – or, on second thoughts, just undo your buckle! Good boy!

So, buy me and let’s get started, shall we?