Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed
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4.0 • 1 Rating
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Publisher Description
Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him. "Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed" is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog that he loves. Along the way, Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape.
Customer Reviews
This book is only good if you’ve met people like this in real life
And I have. A polarizing read, not everybody can enjoy it, but it certainly helps if you have a learning disability and/or drug habit like mine. I wasn’t sure if I liked it at first but now I’m hooked. I’m about halfway done, been reading it on the metro on my way to school and laughing out loud. Everybody looks at me when I do. A true piece of outsider art