Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed

Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed

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Publisher Description

Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him. "Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed" is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog that he loves. Along the way, Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape.

GENRE
Fiction & Literature
RELEASED
2012
July 4
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
273
Pages
PUBLISHER
Lance Carbuncle
SELLER
Draft2Digital, LLC
SIZE
1.9
MB

Customer Reviews

Jake from Subway Surfers❤️ ,

This book is only good if you’ve met people like this in real life

And I have. A polarizing read, not everybody can enjoy it, but it certainly helps if you have a learning disability and/or drug habit like mine. I wasn’t sure if I liked it at first but now I’m hooked. I’m about halfway done, been reading it on the metro on my way to school and laughing out loud. Everybody looks at me when I do. A true piece of outsider art

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