Some Cool Ways To Get God To Like You

Are you tired of all these people who seem to have a better relationship with God than you? Are you always sitting there in wonder, when someone starts talking about God like He's their Best Friend and personal Consultant or something? Well, finally you can cast your fears aside, cuz Michael Zinetti has finally got around to writing his new ebook, Some Cool Ways To Get God To Like You. And take it from me, Michael Zinetti, I think he's really onto something.

Whether you are a complete and utter heathen or just someone who feels their relationship with God could use a boost, this ebook is right for you! A long time ago, Michael Zinetti was like seriously depressed, thinking God didn't give a crap about him, but then Michael Zinetti realized his fears were all b******t. And now, Michael Zinetti is breaking his silence on the subject, and giving you all his eye-opening techniques in order to get God to like you, too!

Some Cool Ways To Get God To Like You is literally overflowing with an abundance of enlightening techniques sure to bridge the gap between any human and his or her deity. Stop frontin'! It's true! And best of all, that's without any intense studying of religious materials, prayer, séances, tea leaves, forensic science, crop circles, favoritism, televangelists, countless hours of attending church, fasting, time-travel, or shit like that! This is Michael Zinetti’s promise.

So, what are you waiting for?