The 80 Year Old Virgin from Outer Spac‪e‬

Sexually depressed because he has three testicles, our character goes to see a Dr.Won Ball, thinking he is a sex councilor. It turns out he is a sex change doctor who lost a testicle during the war playing Russian roulette.

The Doctor sees an opportunity for a transplant and talks the man into undergoing an operation in exchange for his services.

It turns out the doctor is also a Quack who doesnt use standard surgical instruments; he scares the hell out of our character when he decides to use a meat chopper to remove a testicle.

Adding to his problems, our character doesnt read the small print on the contract which defines, in case of unforeseen circumstances the doctor can remove a second testicle.