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Admission of a Vampire: Did you know I can identify every vampire slayer by their individual stake? Like collecting forensic evidence, every stake has a particular style. Each point carries the DNA of its creator. This stake, for example, has considerable provenance, and the creator is clear. Your grandmother carved this, if I'm not mistaken.

The impetus to become a slayer is always strongest in women. I suspect you couldn't help yourself. The call to be a slayer is strong with you. I sense it.

She died well, fighting tooth and nail for hours. Who knew a human that old could put up that kind of a fight? I had to bring an entire building down on top of her to finish her off. Had she been younger she might have won.

Now I get to kill her grandchild. How delicious is that?