The Barroom Ballad of Rocky & Tank

"Rocky & Tank is a lampoon, in 52 verses, of the college football scene; a mock-epic of two buddies' scrum for grid-iron glory & the favors of Homecoming Queen, Dee! Through the cunning of Einstein, class geek, Dee ends up as the geek's homecoming-ball hook-up. Meanwhile, in the Mens Room, set at odds by "E"-ganda, Rocky & Tank duel bravely, but alas, lose Dee and their essentials as well.