The Cat Who Sat On Her Fat, Lazy Butt All Day

You may have read stories about cats who do all sorts of remarkable things. Cats who save lives. Cats who solve crimes. Cats who go on exciting and heartwarming adventures with dogs or farm animals. This story, alas, is not about one of those cats. This story (and I use the term loosely) is about a fat, lazy furball who lolls about the apartment all day in sybaritic bliss, while her human owner (a.k.a. her servant) sees to her every need.A 1,700-word story.Contains very harsh language, most of it directed at a blissfully oblivious pussycat.