The Export Gardener. A Clumsy Australian Starts a Gardening Business in the UK, Not Knowing a Weed from a Wisteria‪.‬

She'll Be Right Mate: An Aussie's Comedy of Errors in English Gardens

When an optimistic Australian packs up his London cubicle to start a Jim's Mowing franchise in Kent, he overlooks just one tiny detail.

He doesn't know the first thing about gardening.

Armed with unwavering optimism and a borrowed lawn mower, he launches headfirst into the manicured world of suburban landscaping.

What could possibly go wrong?

From battles with the infamous Tip Monster to diplomatic missions with Nasty Mrs. Phillips, his misadventures bloom into an unexpected journey of self-discovery.

His clients might be eccentric (looking at you, Mad Annie Marsh), but they teach him that, every so often, the best growth happens outside the garden.

Part memoir, part comedy, and part inspiration, this laugh-out-loud story proves that failure can be just as rewarding as success.

Perfect for anyone who has ever dared to chase an impossible dream, The Export Gardener will have you rooting for this accidental entrepreneur's success from the very first page. 

 Pick up your copy of The Export Gardener today and discover that sometimes the best stories grow in the most unlikely soil.