The Extinction Intervention

"People of Earth, welcome aboard, you've been abducted for your own health and safety. Don't ask me why, I just work here..."

What if aliens weren't abducting us for evil, but just wanted to help humanity?

What if they totally screwed it up?

Join the Vice President of the Intergalactic Conservation Society, and a group of very confused abductees as 'The Extinction Intervention' unfolds, with darkly humorous consequences. Between a well-meaning bureaucrat and some good old-fashioned human ingenuity, they must be able to make a bad situation better, right?

They couldn't possibly make it worse.

Could they?

Find out in this humorous 40 page short story, as aliens try to resolve, once and for all, the Human Problem...