The Holes and John Smith

It all began on a Saturday night at "The Space Room." If you've seen any recent Martian travel folders, you know the place: "A picturesque oasis of old Martian charm, situated on the beauteous Grand Canal in the heart of Marsport. We were playing at "The Space Room" that night, and one of our quartet was out. We were waiting for his replacement, and he was so late we were getting threats from management.