In this debut collection of short stories by Aaron Summers, the human need for connection both to our world and each other is explored and expounded upon...with sex jokes. Two young drunken philosophers have a private audience with nature. A young boy discovers an uncanny surrogate for his recently departed mother. A teenager takes a lesson in feminism from his digital masturbatory aide. A man extols the virtues of cyber-sex...or does he? In a modern spin on Pygmalion, a pop star maker finds his ideal subject. A boy is led into adulthood with the help of cinema and his older sister's attractive friend. Two Sociopaths rekindle their lost romance. The Messiah returns!...briefly. A high school journalist ponders love, culture, and existence...while crunked.