The Lollipop Paper

On the day these twin brothers were born something went wrong. Their charisma--that mysterious substance that makes people charming--wasn't split equally. In fact, it wasn't split at all. One ended up with a double portion of it. His brother was born without a single drop of it. One grew up adored by everyone. Another got used to being tolerated at best. One went to politics. Another became a famous writer. One ran for the president of the United States. Another became his second in command.

This fictional memoir written by one of these brothers tells a very personal story of the most unlikely duo to ever occupy the Oval Office.