The Oui trip

It’s been a tough year for Bob and Joan. Bob’s been made redundant from his plumbing sales job selling loos and lock nuts, and just as they’re about to get away from it all, Joan loses her beloved father, too. Deciding the sunny climes of the Med are just what they need, they leave the rain drenched beauty of Scotland and head for France in their hired campervan. But every dream has its price, and this one comes with Joan’s alcoholic stepmother who throws a spanner in the works. Then there’s the shocking revelation when Bob and Joan stay with old friends that could rock their relationship to the core and turn their dream trip into the holiday from hell.

And not forgetting, someone wants them dead.

Somehow, they have attracted the attention of the Glaswegian underworld and are being tailed by one of their most feared, a criminal that will stop at nothing to get what he wants, including murder. Hot on his trail is an inspector of the French Police Nationale and he, too, will not let anything get in his way of tracking down this killer.
Bob and Joan have to find a way out of their home-made nightmare, or it won’t just be their plans for a life affirming, rekindling break that goes down the toilet. That's assuming they live, of course.

Murder, mayhem, gangsters and badly spoken French, this dark comedy has it all.