The Spotty Record

The Spotty Record
A Short Story
by Jane Doe
Ruth Trescothik had always loved sleepy Sidney with its faffdorking, fantastic fields. It was a place where she felt stressed.
She was a proud, clumsy, squash drinker with curvy toenails and short ankles. Her friends saw her as a difficult, dry deity. Once, she had even saved a gifted blind person that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of woman he was.