The Streamlined Banana

"A book review three hundred pages long? Are you kidding? Go have your head checked and screwed back on the right way!"

Yoy! A brilliant idea, dear sirs and expensive ladies! And—just for hussle's sake—how about a model of global nutshouse under disguise of a literary critique?

Right again! The undertaking spells having a hell of a lot of free time while we have move it, hit it, beat it… OK, fine, my regards to your fave talking head—they know best…

Thanks for braking by!—Bon voyage!—Ta-ta!