The Umbrian Consul

The Umbrian Consul is the first in a comic trilogy with an impending dark side. We follow Mandrake though his journey of misunderstandings begining in the small rural town of Puta in Umbria, central Italy. Praise for The Umbrian Consul and the Author: "I couldn't keep it down". Paul Pearson. Author, rock legend, restauranteur, bon viveur etc. "I have little to say concerning the literary merits or otherwise of 'The Umbrian Consul', because I have not and will not read it. But I will vouchsafe that its author is a debased petty criminal, who lies and cheats without compunction, has an unsightly mole on his thigh, is a habitual drunkard, has no sense of loyalty or honour, and what is more, is truly awful in bed." Name withheld. Author of 'My Times with a Bastard.'