Tomas

Bloated bankers, Russian roubles, salacious socialites and filthy footballers: this is the meaning of life in the new millennium. Controlling it all is SHIT TV, the ultimate reality channel, which dares to put homicidal dwarves on rollerblades and obese mamas in tutus. Reluctant celebrity Tomas has had enough. Armed with a tommy gun and a revolver, he sets out to teach the world a lesson and becomes a messiah in the process. 

‘Absolutely amazing’ – Stephen Fry

‘The noises I made whilst reading this book frightened people’ – Noel Fielding