Two Charming Uncles Drinking to the Beat

Two Charming Uncles Drinking to the Beat
A Short Story
by John Doe
Robert Malkovich was thinking about Zoe Randall again. Zoe was a smart monster with curvaceous eyebrows and solid toenails.
Robert walked over to the window and reflected on his urban surroundings. He had always loved chilly Sleepford with its wicked, wide waters. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel stable.