Vampires and Valentines

Comatose merman. Amorous vampire. Rabbit-conjuring doctor. Just another Valentine's Day for our favorite chaos witch.

Frankie's idea of romance? Not watching her boyfriend Zane play Sleeping Beauty while a love-sick vampire tries to woo her with roses and bubbly. Talk about a thorny situation.

With Zane down for the count and no magical cure in sight, Frankie's more likely to be caught dead than caught in a candlelit dinner. Unless it's to strangle the ever-persistent Dominik. Hey, a girl's gotta have hobbies.

But Frankie's not just any damsel in distress. Armed with a hodgepodge of powers she's collected like cosmic souvenirs, she's ready to kick ass, take names, and maybe accidentally rewrite reality. Again.

The mission? Wake up Zane, unmask the would-be murderer, and try not to turn Dominik into a toad. All while dodging a doctor whose idea of bedside manner involves pulling rabbits out of thin air.

Will Frankie save her man, solve the mystery, and survive Valentine's Day without committing vampicide? Or is she doomed to spend the holiday in funeral black with a side of undead admirer?

One thing's certain: Cupid's got nothing on this witch, and normal was never an option.