Very Odd Short Stories

Seventeen (17) gloriously absurd short stories, best described as odd or just plain weird. The perfect distraction from life's complexity. They aren't real events but may have some basis in truth. Several curious people (really, it's just one) asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully, there's no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, it starts to flow.