A Very Serious Book for Very Serious People Who Read Very Serious Things

Bradley Trummon, professor of cosmology at Breddarine University, winner of the University's “H. A. Hotchkins, Most Logical (some would say, under their breath, obviously, 'most boring') Mind” Award for three years running, and avid home gardener, is in deep doo-doo. He's been swallowed by a space worm and has befriended an intergalactic salesman (Jebb Parsons) he met in said space worm's gut. Together they are traversing the universe and making sales calls while eluding the dreaded No-no-no's (also known as the triple-not-agrees) who are trying to track Jebb down to deny his insurance claim and increase his premiums, while all Bradley wants to do is find a way to get back home.