We Can’t Take You Anywhere

First contact was supposed to be historic. Nobody mentioned the paperwork.

When the lost crew of the Odyssey receives an unmistakably intelligent signal, five completely unqualified humans suddenly become Earth’s first representatives to an extraterrestrial civilization.

Now they have to navigate alien customs, biological precautions, diplomatic misunderstandings, interplanetary bureaucracy—and one very important rule: do not lick anything.

Somewhere in the chaos, they may even discover how to get home.

Assuming they don’t accidentally start an interplanetary incident first.