Who Pranked JR

It was a dingy, stormy day; the kind of day that makes everything seem black and white. Johnny Blewz played his sax over the radio filling my office with jazz music. I stared out the window watching the rain wishing that it could likewise wash away the sins of this city.

News flash: Joe Rover is found pranked. Cause of prank: a pie to the face. Luckily, the greatest detective the world has ever known, Danny Smith, is on the case. He won't rest until the practical jokers are brought to justice. 

Yup, it's a boring, rainy day and Danny is up for any action, even stopping a prankster. Unfortunately, Danny is not the world's greatest detective; he's not even a detective. He's a high school athlete that happens to be friends with a superhero. But that's not going to stop Danny from pretending to be a great detective.

Can he follow the clues and uncover who maliciously pied Joe Rover in the face? Do we even care?