Why Me, Lord‪?‬

Phil Fethers has had a strange life. Every time he thinks things are finally straightening around to normal, the bottom falls out.
There has to be a reason. He's determined to find it.

This is based on an acctual exploding egg. My friend who had th egg explode in his face, almost, and I started making jokes. It got to the point my lings ached and I dared not say anything more. I wrote this the following day.