Why the Russian Language May Be a Clever Hoax

Based upon a true-life idealistic Russian teen-ager who left her native land proclaiming joyously, "This summer I am going to Britain to teach the people about our Shakespeare!" For some reason 'Olga' then quickly left Great Britain and crossed the pond. I encountered her when I borrowed Russian language tapes from my local library. What a revelation! Olga's comically musical voice lifted my spirits so much, I put her resolution on my answering machine. I began receiving hundreds of calls per day. Of course! Just to hear Olga ask, "Kakoy?", would make the most cynical person believe in the angels and saints. But not in the impossible Russian language.