You'd Look Better as a Ghost
A Novel
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4.5 • 2 Ratings
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Publisher Description
National bestseller
“Refreshingly original and laugh-out-loud funny.” —Clare Mackintosh, New York Times bestselling author of The Last Party
A comic thriller following the trials and tribulations of Claire, a part-time serial killer, who is keen to keep her favorite hobby a secret—despite the efforts of a determined blackmailer
The night after her father's funeral, Claire meets Lucas in a bar. Lucas doesn't know it, but it's not a chance meeting. One thoughtless mistyped email has put him in the crosshairs of an extremely put-out serial killer. But before they make eye contact, before Claire lets him buy her a drink—even before she takes him home and carves him up into little pieces—something about that night is very wrong. Because someone is watching Claire. Someone who is about to discover her murderous little hobby.
The thing is, it's not sensible to tangle with a part-time serial killer, even one who is distracted by attending a weekly bereavement support group and trying to get her art career off the ground. Will Claire finish off her blackmailer before her pursuer reveals all? Let the games begin . . .
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
An irritable 30-something serial killer narrates Wallace's deliciously eerie and darkly funny debut. While attending her father's funeral, struggling visual artist Claire receives an email from Lucas Kane, administrator of a prestigious art prize, informing her that her painting has been shortlisted. Claire is elated, but the following morning, Lucas sends a contrite follow-up clarifying that the first message was sent in error. Considering his apology insincere, Claire stalks, seduces, murders, and buries Lucas in her back garden. Then her doctor, believing there's a link between Claire's blinding headaches and her grief over her father's death, suggests she join a bereavement counseling group that meets weekly in a suburban London church hall. She reluctantly agrees, and it's there that her problems truly begin: one of the group's fellow members knows about Claire's killings, and attempts to pressure her into joining a "grubby startup blackmailing business" that Lucas was involved with. As that cat-and-mouse game unfolds, Wallace weaves in poignant flashbacks from Claire's childhood that shed light on her relationship with her father. Wallace nails Claire's prickly voice (regarding her hippie-ish grief counselor: "I'm not disputing any of her credentials, but to me, Star looks like someone out-of-her-bloody-mind-fulness"), making readers more than happy to root for the unrepentant murderer as she navigates a series of surprising obstacles. It's an uncommonly assured debut from a promising new voice in crime fiction.
