Like It's 1999

Love ’em and Leave ’em Alice Kim and “Hot” Steve Lowell are perfect for each other. It’ll only take them ten years to figure it out.

Just because we throw the most bodacious wedding party ever…

Just because we’re perfect partners in pranks…

Just because we love all the same boss movies…

Just because we share one totally bangin’ night of sex together…

Does not mean either of us will break the One Time Rule.

Even if we do… we don’t do relationships.

And we're never getting married.

Like, ever.

In this friends-to-lovers, marriage-pact holiday novella spanning the last decade of the 20th century, life forces a playboy and a playgirl grow up—and grow apart—before giving them a chance to create a happy-ever-after they can actually be happy about.