Easter Fools

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Despite being totally devoted to his girlfriend of four years, dating since high school, respecting and loving everything about her... Isaac has one day of the year that brings the biggest smile to his face. It just so happens to also be the day he revels in coming up with more and more clever ways of making her squirm.

That day of course... is April Fools Day. Considering the day literally has her name right there in it, Isaac couldn't smile more at making a silly fool of April by pranking her each year. But this year is truly special, because this year she'll definitely never see it coming, since April Fools Day just happens to also be Easter.

After searching around months in advance, Isaac managed to find the ultimate prank on a website that sold everything from classic trick gum to whoopee cushions. The site sold much more though, and some of their twisted prank items were downright devious, the perfect degree of extreme Isaac wanted to bring to this special dual holiday. And everything built up in his mind until the day itself, both thrills at finally getting to pull off the ultimate April Fools Day prank on his special little April, and chills at worrying just how much he may suffer the consequences later for potential embarrassing humiliation April may feel being pranked at her church of all places.

Gullible Goofs eggs reportedly had a slight adhesive quality in their decorative shells, one that not only adhered just slightly to the skin but apparently created enough tactile sensation that when anyone pressed an egg to their lips, intimately touching their mouth to the eggs, they would believe the outlandish effect those eggs were written to have upon a woman.

The only thing is, Isaac knows April, and she's far too virtuous a girl to even listen to the crazy card he intends to read, explaining what each egg does after somehow tricking her into kissing or holding the eggs with her lips. He knew well in advance that it would take a bit more to have her truly afraid and freaking out.. and that is why he also has the fuzzy little white bunny ears on a headband.

Found on the same website, the bunny ears equally received high reviews and reportedly when worn make the wearer much more susceptible to suggestion, believing anything they are told.

So at the church breakfast, intentionally over at a private little picnic table away from the crowd near the church bell tower, Isaac presents his surprise gifts to April... and naturally she's so trusting she falls right into line with the prank. All thought is on it being Easter, no thought at all about just what day Easter happens to fall on this year.

But something very unexpected happens when Isaac tricks his girlfriend into puckering her lips and holding that pink egg up with no hands... something that definitely takes pranking to all new extremes, and may just take their relationship well beyond the boundaries any decent loving relationship has.

Somehow... some way... the Gullible Goofs Gag Gift eggs when used in combination with the bunny ears are having no mere psychosomatic effect on April She's physically feeling the effects, actually becoming a bimbo, actually becoming a whore... and it's too fun to pass up for Isaac, especially since reading the card that came with the eggs provides him an easy escape.

The white egg supposedly restores virtuous virginal values. So he can have the ultimate in fun, yet reverse course at the end of it all, can't he? If there's one thing neither April nor Isaac know about Trance-tory, it's that their products can make fools out of anyone, and this year, at the end of the day both may be forever changed and forever a true pair of Easter Fools.