J.K. Rowling Uses Magic to Turn Transvestites Into Serial Killers

J.K. Rowling checks her e-mail while drunk, and finds it full of hate mail because of her strange idea that women are actually women.

She decides to take revenge on the people who sent her all the hate-mail, and for this purpose she used magic to turn transvestites into serial killers.

Of course, things don't quite go so smoothly...