R.A.S.H (Rent.A.Super.Hero‪)‬

They’re back! The secret agents of S.H.I.T. have returned!
Following an excellent severance package which included added incentives for signing a Government non-disclosure agreement, the General decides to set up his own independent agency as a contractor. With no money or clients he forms the agency, R.A.S.H (Rent.A.Super.Hero) and convinces Agent One and Agent Two to join him to make the streets of London safe once again, plus make some money while they’re at it!
Their first client is a wealthy, high-profile individual educated at Eton College, who lives at number 10 Downing Street and works for the British Government but his identity cannot be revealed for security reasons. Their mission is to stop an international arms trafficker who goes by the name of Count Viscount and bring his operation down by any means necessary.
In a secret location located somewhere secret the agents begin to interview unique candidates to join their specialist crime-fighting unit.
Candidates like…
… The Black Widow - who doesn't appear to have any superhero powers as far as they can tell but don’t underestimate the fact that she can bend her legs behind her head. It's not a common ability…
… Man-with-bat - who suffers with roid rage from illicit steroid use used to promote his extreme muscular growth which has given him 3 mild heart-attacks in the last 2 years, liver damage, bouts of insomnia as well as shrinking his testicles to the size of baked beans…
… Multiple Boy - who has the amazing ability to duplicate himself with perfect copies which is an ability he developed at birth when his mother gave birth to triplets…
… Captain Fanspastic - who is a complete paraplegic and has Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis but if the agency employs him they receive free road tax and great PR for the company…
Supervised by Agent One and Agent Two these unique individuals form an unlikely and unorthodox crime fighting unit with one goal which is to make the streets of London safe again.