Dead in Denver

Never wander down a dark alley ever. Not even if you hear what sounds like a sick cat meowing.

Now, I’ve been bitten by a creep, and I’m starting to have certain symptoms…

I know vampires are real, but he didn’t have red eyes. Just some creep, right? And besides, I didn’t die, so I should be good, right?

Remember the dark alley thing? Here’s something else you shouldn’t do. Never get in a car accident after being bitten by a vampire…