Sir Reginald La' Roach

Beneath Seat 27B, a legend crawls.

Sir Reginald La’Roach was once the High Chancellor of Crumbs, the last noble of Biscuit Ridge, and the only roach to ever receive a standing ovation at the Gala of the Overripe Banana... or so he claims.

Now exiled to the undercarriage of a sanitized airplane, Reginald holds court with a napkin-crest, a mustard spoon scepter, and enough delusion to fill a vending machine. But when a younger, more skeptical roach stumbles into his domain, stories are told. Toasts are made. Legacies are defended. And a kingdom of snack dust and memory comes crumbling back to life.

This hilariously tragic vignette is a tale of decay, dignity, and discarded biscotti. Part satire, part fairytale, part insect opera.

You’ll never look at airplane carpet the same way again.