Bachelor Auction Boss

Will doesn't mind, when his company HR officer, Elizabeth, ropes him into charity events.  Well, to be quite accurate, he minds, but he knows better than to protest.  But a bachelor auction?  In a toga?  With his PA Jon at the event?  (The PA he has a little crush on.  A very little one.  Shut up.)  Oh well, it's not as if Jon's going to put in a bid for a date with Will.  Is he?  Is he?  Approximately 10,000 words.