Bleu Blues

Hey guys!
My name is Parker Bleu, and—prepare yourself for a massive understatement—I have not always made the best decisions. Not financially, not in boyfriends, and definitely not in the wine-fueled mishap that has led me to your computer screens. But, instead of community service to pay my debt to society, my court-ordered therapist has assigned me a daily vlog. Lucky me. So, as unorthodox as it may seem, here I am, spending the next sixty days trying to find something interesting to record and post online so I can finally put this particular mistake behind me. What will I talk about? Will anything happen? Will I make a laughing stock of myself?
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I just hope this vlog doesn’t end up being the shiny cherry topping on my giant pile of regrettable decisions.