Business Corny Jokes: Crop One

What is the first thing the HR department should do when they have to terminate an employee? Check their FIRE protection

Yes the jokes are corny but the humor is original and all the jokes are on business related topics. The laughs range from Commercial and Residential Real Estate to Accounting and Bookkeeping. Plus there are other subjects like Human Resources, Sales and Marketing, Security and even corny jokes about Parking.

Why did the plans for the bridge fall apart? Because the project had no SUPPORT.

That was an Engineering corny joke but some of my favorites are from the paper and packaging section.

What type of packaging does the aerospace industry prefer? They like PLANE wrap.

What kind of packaging does the diet industry like? They use SHRINK wrap

The jokes are bad, but even if you find one or two that make you smile, this book is worth it. Enjoy the humor, but the jokes are best when shared. So go ahead and tell your co-workers a joke or two. However please, don't make them listen to every joke in the book.