Sally vs the Marauders: The Case for the Defense

Have you ever felt like you have to don your Yosemite Sam persona to protect your home from marauders? But not because you flaunt and hoard treasure. Oh no. It's because the marauders aren't in it for the loot alone.

The marauders get their kicks from breaking and turning everything in their path inside out. It's like they get their jollies from turning tidy, functional, and organized needs into heaps of trash.

The cost in dollars, time, and outside help to repair and replace what these yahoos tear apart is more than Sally can manage at 87-years-old. She's had it.

And she's taking them on. In her own feisty, clever way. Until Sally gets served with papers. The marauders are suing Sally?