The Flark and the Day of the Priffids

This book is written in a style called Bizzaro. Bizzaro is fairly new and people who are Bizzaro writers have fertile imaginations. Their inner-beings if you believe in such far-out things are a little nutty.
Bizzaro writers like myself carry red noses with them and if a situation arises where it is needed; they wear it. If the Kray twins had done something silly and someone had donned a red nose and said to them “That was a bit silly, wasn’t it?” The Twins would have burst out laughing.
If however it had of been moi, I would have said “it was a bit dark in there as they extracted my head from my ass (hole).
So, Bizzaro is a little crazy, but, that’s the information I receive from inside. So as you read it, spare a thought for me as I lay in bed unable to sleep; and fed up of the neighbours banging on the wall and shouting “it’s four am! Can’t you stop laughing and go to sleep you knob!”
No.
Two parodies of two great stories and films. Enjoy!