A Pat on his Back: A Brit's Life in Cyprus

Like a lot of people, we had a dream. To live in the sun and take life one small step at a time. Kick back, sit back, lie back, be an ex-pat on my back and watch the world go by. With our two trusty dogs, Harvey and Holly, the 'H' Team, we wanted to move from wet and cold Britain to Cyprus, land of the sun and a place where living would be easier. Oh, but it was a revelation, moving to Cyprus and within minutes of landing at Larnaka airport, the staff there had lost our dogs. That was the beginning of a long night and an even longer journey of discovery... not to mention the unforeseen expenses.

"Welcome to Cyprus. Please ensure your passport and wallet are open."