Oblivious Man, Mischievous Girl‪!‬

When I got out of bed and walked into the kitchen of my house, I was surprised to see a pretty young woman cooking breakfast of bacon and eggs. "Who are you," I asked, and she threw the same question back at me. We both claimed ownership of the home! She proved to me I had entered the wrong place and gone to sleep in her bed. Furthermore, I was wearing her bathrobe! What was the meaning of all this?