Entry-level in the A**l-level or a Manual for Virgins and F*****s

There are plenty of instructions on how to pick up, unpack and then even unpack a woman, but mostly it's just b******t from bullshitted dreamers. I don't wanna play smart, I don't wanna put honey around your mouth. I want to write my experience - take it or leave it... I don't give a shit. Think of it as a conversation between friends over a beer. That's why I strongly warn women against reading this book. I'm not forbidding, I'm not discouraging, but I'm warning!  You will peek under our noses, as I have (not only) peeked under yours.
    This book is harsh, yet and perhaps that is why it is so true, honest, open and real. If you want to use that kind of scientific punditry, it's hyperrealistic, provocative, decadent, existentialist, cynical to the point of nihilistic... But let's stop playing these lame games. Let's finally be ourselves and be who we really are.