Peter the Patriot

A children's book for adults (over very politically aware toddlers)
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Guess what, I wrote a book. I put in very little effort and it shows
… I'm kidding by the way.
This was way more difficult than I thought it was going to be, bit off way more than I could chew. Seriously even once I got the thing finished do you know how many tax forms I had to do? Like 4! Yes I am a trained accountant. But I'm gonna be honest with you I straight up had 0 clue what I was doing. If you find out I've been imprisoned for accidental tax evasion don't be surprised.. just buy a few more copies of my book so I can make bail.