Chicago's Worst Nightmare (Unabridged‪)‬

This is a short story about an angry old man who's a former mascot for a chicken restaurant. He drives a relatively fast scooter and wears a long black trench coat. He has an infatuation with fire and explosions. He also has a ton of dynamite at his disposal. He is angry and upset and wants to unleash it on Chicago. His name is Hank, and he despises the city of Chicago.