Clusterfuk (Unabridged‪)‬

Clusterfuk

The term ‘cluster’ is often used when spiders are touching or in close proximity to each other. Meanwhile, when humans are ‘close and touching each other,’ one thing can certainly lead to another. Virgil Pentegrass, along with his other horny co-workers such as conjoined twin sisters Mona and Gabby, are trapped in their local Super Store, which has been overrun by killer Brazilian Wandering Spiders. The arachnids are known for their venomous bites which can cause painful long-lasting erections and / or death. Destiny led several customers; a cloistered nun named Christina and a blind guy with a mini horse service animal named ‘Pokey,’ to the same predicament as well.

With their space severely restricted and contaminated by the deadly spiders, tempers soon flare and pressure mounts. The quarantined humans are about to erupt in more ways than one. When some opportunistic fun seekers orchestrate a hot tub party to take minds off their situation, the plan comes to fruition. The get-together flowers into a frivolous sexual soiree. But before long the fun is overshadowed by mayhem and even murder. And with the gaze of a thousand watchful eyes glued to the humans’ every move, the entire scene has turned to, you guessed it; A CLUSTERFUK!

WARNING; this splattery horror/ murder mystery contains repulsive, graphic sexual situations, as well as disgusting and disturbing violence that many listeners could find offensive